:: FACEBOOK MANIA ::
TEACHER Tum bare hokar
kya karoge?
STUDENT: Facebooking
Karunga!
TEACHER :Nahi, mera matlab hai
kya banoge?
STUDENT :Facebook ka King banunga
TEACHER :Oho, I mean bare hokar
kya hasil karoge?
STUDENT : Facebook pe kafi sare friends
TEACHER : Idiot! Mera matlab bare
ho kar Mummy Papa ke liye
kya karoge?
STUDENT :Facebook par Page
banaunga 'I ♥ MOM & DAD'
TEACHER : Stupid tumhare Papa
tumse kya chahte hain?
STUDENT : Mere Facebook ka
Password
TEACHER : Oh God, tumari zindagi ka
maqsad kya hai?
STUDENT : Facebook, but never Face
your Book! ;-)