A very funny joke. Son of bitch...
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch
is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What
are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework,
Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?"
the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning
addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two
plus two, the Son Of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four.
